What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:40

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Connor Zilisch and crew chief Dale Earnhardt Jr. win Pocono NASCAR Xfinity race - Motorsport.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Seattle Mariners Injury Updates: Logan Gilbert, Bryce Miller, Luke Raley, More - Lookout Landing
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
If Iran’s Oil Is Cut Off, China Will Pay the Price - WSJ
Thumbs down again.
—
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do some men like older women?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
Still no good
No go.
No, not a chance
Where's Marty McFly's guitar? Search is on for 'Back to the Future' prop 4 decades later - NBC News
Next, they tried...
Then came..
share office space ...