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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Are you afraid to get married and why?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

He invented a viral watch-cleaning device. Now he says the American dream has been 'ripped out of my hands' by Trump tariffs. - NBC News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

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Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What product failed in the market but was successful when used for something else?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do some men like older women?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Still no good

No go.

No, not a chance

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Next, they tried...

Then came..

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